vi9:

slaughterhouse-ninetwofive:

albinwonderland:

ediebrit:

oh my  god

huge trigger warning but oh my god

shots. fired.

No…no… Comedy central unfortunately hit the nail on the year and just ouch

fit-state-of-mind:

tillyouandiseethesun:

this isn’t even a problem

This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done

Please give me a pen owl for my birthday. I will write my entire novel by hand.

kbrand5333:

musica-mundana:

sit-back-relax-relapse:

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT KIND OF MUSICAL NOTATION THIS IS

That’s a shark

ARE YOU SHITTING ME I MADE THAT SHARK!  THAT IS MY WORK RIGHT THERE.  I BUILT HIM.  HE IS MY SHARK AND I LOVE HIM.
Want proof?  That is a page from a piece called “Le grand “dièse” blanc (The Great White ‘Sharp’[)” from the book “Les Petites Images” by Jennifer Linn (with whom I work), published by Hal Leonard (where I work).  I did the notesetting for this book in the summer/fall of 2006, and the instructions merely said, “Make a shark out of musical symbols.”  So I went, “Okay,” and that’s what I made.
A screen shot of this shark was actually my icon when I first joined Tumblr.  I’m going to have to change it back now.

kbrand5333:

musica-mundana:

sit-back-relax-relapse:

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT KIND OF MUSICAL NOTATION THIS IS

That’s a shark

ARE YOU SHITTING ME I MADE THAT SHARK!  THAT IS MY WORK RIGHT THERE.  I BUILT HIM.  HE IS MY SHARK AND I LOVE HIM.

Want proof?  That is a page from a piece called “Le grand “dièse” blanc (The Great White ‘Sharp’[)” from the book “Les Petites Images” by Jennifer Linn (with whom I work), published by Hal Leonard (where I work).  I did the notesetting for this book in the summer/fall of 2006, and the instructions merely said, “Make a shark out of musical symbols.”  So I went, “Okay,” and that’s what I made.

A screen shot of this shark was actually my icon when I first joined Tumblr.  I’m going to have to change it back now.

…231 / K. 382cok. jwab

Here we go, friends. About classical music: IT IS DOWNRIGHT DIRTY. Mozart was a gloriously nasty fucker, Schoenberg wrote songs about beating off and pussy juice, and don’t even get me started about opera. Whether or not you enjoy her work, Nicki Minaj is in damn fine company with our old dead white guy friends. She has much more in common with Mozart than you realize.

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monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

tommisonfans:

cutesweetandadorabloodthirsty:

It’s official that nothing is sexier than Ichabod Crane in the episode Sanctuary fucking strutting to the car and grabbing an axe while remaining perfectly calm and then destroying the shit out of that vine monster. 

Poor Ichabod misses his family….  : ( 

but yeah, dear lord Tom Mison is gorgeous 

preach

Reblogged from Tom Mison Fans

yoursichabod:

Who would not wish to Shield his Beloved from the ravages of these battles we wage? As the flames grow or the bullets fly, I do lament that you stand in Harm’s Way. And yet, cherishing your astounding Bravery and your patient Strength as I so fervently do, I know it is my Privilege to fight by your side.

…And to field the spending of your excess Adrenaline after the battles are won.

Yours,

Ichabod.

Reblogged from Mills